MILF 2 Us
Maybe It’s a Little Funny
Archive for August, 2007
Man angry at God
A man told police he crashed his car into a church because he was mad at God. The crash caused several thousand dollars in damage.
Deputies found the man sitting in his car when they arrived. The church’s door was demolished. The man told authorities he was Catholic. He didn’t explain why he was angry at God.
The man was charged with felony criminal mischief.
Curvaceous blonde
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife were shopping in an upscale jewelry boutique when the man’s oldest friend bumped into him. Eyeing the curvaceous blonde bending over the counter to try on a necklace, the friend asked “How in the hell did YOU land a wife like that?” The old man whispered back, “Easy. I told her I was 90!”
Unusual house
A Chinese man has built a house of two cement pipes.
The man bought two cement pipes and turned them into a real house. He turned down the chance to move into an apartment. The daughter says her apartment has enough space for her father but he prefer living in his unusual house.
The pipe house has become a city attraction. Many people come to have a look.
Psychiatric hotline
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press. No one will answer.
Big spender
A Middle Eastern businessman spent over $210,000 in a London nightclub.
The big spender entered the Crystal nightclub at midnight on Saturday with friends (nine women and eight men). The anonymous client started with a $50 bottle of Pinot Grigio wine. He was ordering magnums of Dom Perignon at $1,400 each and then called for a Methuselah of Cristal Champagne at $60,000. The session ended with a Methuselah of luxury Polish Belvedere vodka priced at $2,800.
The party left at 5 am. The bill was $218,000. A representative of Crystal said in 20 years working in the industry it was the biggest bill from one customer.