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Couple divorce

A married couple are divorcing after they chatted each other up on the Internet using fake names.

The couple met on an online chat forum while he was at work and she was in an Internet cafe. The pair started chatting under the names “Sweetie” and “Prince of Joy”. They both felt they had found their real soul mate. They eventually decided to meet up. There was no happy ending when they realized what had happened.

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Sicilian actuary

What is the difference between an English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?
An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names…