Concerned husband

A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to the doctor, “Doctor, I think my wife is deaf because she never hears me the first time and always asks me to repeat things.” “Well,” the doctor replied, “go home and tonight stand about 15 feet from her and say something to her. If she doesn’t reply move about 5 feet close and say it again. Keep doing this so that we’ll get an idea about the severity of her deafness”. Sure enough, the husband goes home and does exactly as instructed. He starts off about 15 feet from his wife in the kitchen as she is chopping some vegetables and says, “Honey, what’s for dinner?” He hears no response. He moves about 5 feet closer and asks again. No reply. He moves 5 feet closer. Still no reply. He gets fed up and moves right behind her, about an inch away, and asks again, “Honey, what’s for dinner?” She replies, “For the fourth time, vegetable stew!”

Human Tetris

Roulette hunger strike

A Romanian man has gone on hunger strike because he has been banned from his local casino.

The man started his protest after casino workers kicked him out for “swearing and shouting too loud”. He has been sitting on a chair in front of the casino with a note reading: “Roulette hunger strike”. He says he will not eat or accept medical attention until he is allowed to play roulette in the casino again. He plans to erect a tent just outside the casino and stay in it until he is allowed to play or is given back the money he lost there.

Dice illusion

Men in locker room

Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One notices the other one is putting on pair of stockings and suspenders. He says “When did you start wearing them?” To which the other man replies “Since my wife found a pair on the back seat of the car.”