Presidential election

Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing street interviews about the upcoming presidential primary election. “I’m not voting for any of the candidates,” the first man said. “I don’t know any of them.” “I feel the same way,” the second man said. “Only I know them all.”

Christmas tree jump

Man in showroom bed

An Irish tourist has been arrested in Bulgaria after breaking into a furniture store to sleep in a bed for the night because he couldn’t find his hotel.

The tourist was on holiday and lost his way after drinking with pals. The man couldn’t find his hotel and broke into the furniture store. He was woken up the next morning by cops who were called in when staff turned up to find him in one of their showroom beds.

Breathalyzer up ahead