Camel parking

Deer hunting

Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?” The second guy says, “No.” “A bald eagle just flew overhead.” “Oh.” A couple of minutes later the first guy says, “Did you see that?” “No.” “There was a black bear walking on that hill over there.” “Oh.” A few minutes later the first guy says, “Did you see that?” The second guy, getting aggravated, says, “Yes, I did!” The first guy then says, “Then why did you step in it?”

Frozen people

Radioactive cat

A US driver was stopped on suspicion of being a terrorist after his radioactive cat was mistaken for a bomb.

Anti-terror cops use specialist radiation detectors on motorway traffic. They flagged down the man but a search of his car revealed only his cat. The animal had undergone radiotherapy for cancer a few days earlier.