Nice taxi

Car accident

A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his front bumper smashed. There’s no sign of the offending vehicle, but he’s relieved to see that there’s a note stuck under the windshield wiper. The lawyer picks up the note and reads: “Sorry. I just backed into your Beemer. The witnesses who saw the accident are nodding and smiling at me because they think I’m leaving my name, address and other particulars. But I’m not.”

Dead terrorist

7-10 foot hole

A man mowing his lawn has stumbled into a big hole.

The man discovered the hole when he was mowing his lawn. He started digging around the hole with water and rusty pipes in the bottom. It could be an old cesspit or a well. The man has blocked off the area. He have to remove the pipes and fill up the hole.